A dirty device created by combining a wooden box about the size of a tissue container with holes cut in it covered with rubber from old mudflaps and filled with vaseline and grape jelly. the box is then connected to an old vacuum cleaner and is used by a dirty old man who answers questions on yahoo answers all day and is to large to reach his penis to masturbate. a lot of times he will convert his sons old nerf toys into butt rockets and divorce his wife for trying to stop him. he will also neglect his house payments and the bank will repo it however he will still stay down in the basement with his dirty little fuck box.
WIFE: "goddamnit Mike what the hell is that thing"
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."
by Papa Lithgow February 17, 2011
When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014
When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box
Mate you never guess what I did the other day?
What bro?
I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.
Oh shit really?
Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...
That sounds fucking sweet bro!
Yeah man fucked her senseless
What bro?
I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.
Oh shit really?
Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...
That sounds fucking sweet bro!
Yeah man fucked her senseless
by PUSSYMAGNET1002 March 23, 2020
by funnygibby May 30, 2023
(1)
Dude346: LoL wot did u an lexy do 4 ur dayte?
Guy499: Omg, we fucked in a box
Dude346: LOL *fap* *fap* *fap*
(2)
Guy 1: Dude...I'm sorry. I got drunk and fucked your wife.
Guy 2: FUCK IN A BOX!
Dude346: LoL wot did u an lexy do 4 ur dayte?
Guy499: Omg, we fucked in a box
Dude346: LOL *fap* *fap* *fap*
(2)
Guy 1: Dude...I'm sorry. I got drunk and fucked your wife.
Guy 2: FUCK IN A BOX!
by Teh_Definor August 1, 2006
by that other random guy October 14, 2013
by TJtay300 December 3, 2016