fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

big fuck off spider

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

Fuck Spiders

To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.

Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!

by Sponge69 May 27, 2011

fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

Fucking spiders

It is cold today

It’s fucking spiders today

by Badman Big Beats June 1, 2019

fuck spiders

A definate 'no' or to refuse to do something. Can be pronounced 'fook spiders' if addressing youngsters.

you can go and 'fuck spiders' i ain't doing that.

by derek brookes January 27, 2006

Not here to Fuck Spiders

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

by Parker26 August 20, 2010