fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

by Tobias Foxx May 1, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck a duck
i got no luck
i keep on truckin
but i got no truck

i yam so exassperated. i lost me last pence. fuck a duck.

by peter v. may III March 22, 2008

fuck a duck

Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.

" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."

by chinchilla_chalupa October 1, 2013

fuck a duck

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
rape an ape or two
finger fuck an elephant
screw a kangaroo.

my middle school's fuck a duck version

by JuliaStrange August 29, 2009

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 9, 2004