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Social experimenter (reading from Hitler's Mein Kampf): "anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
fuck trumpet: "well there's a lotta people that oughta be sterilized according to Donald Trump, so... sure!"
by MakeMuricaGreatAgain June 07, 2016
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Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 09, 2015
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Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.
by Blasphemos July 02, 2016
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what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex
I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010
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A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.
"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"
by XenonSmash June 07, 2016
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Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 09, 2015
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A man's penis (instrument to be blown).
When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.
by Molbänhän December 08, 2012
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