Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 13, 2020

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.

Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.

by wafflefuck March 20, 2015

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep October 11, 2015

Fuck Pickle Day

Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.

Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?

Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day

by Lilpeeboy May 2, 2021