fuck in a box

(1) My favorite thing to do

(2) A explative yelled when one is pissed off

(1)
Dude346: LoL wot did u an lexy do 4 ur dayte?
Guy499: Omg, we fucked in a box
Dude346: LOL *fap* *fap* *fap*
(2)
Guy 1: Dude...I'm sorry. I got drunk and fucked your wife.
Guy 2: FUCK IN A BOX!

by Teh_Definor August 1, 2006

Tounge Fuck My Fart Box

Licking asshole.

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.

by TJtay300 December 3, 2016

fuck me box

McDonalds Largest box of cookies aka a cookie tote

Syncere pulls up to McDonalds and orders this "Can I get a FUCK ME BOX" (a cookie tote).

by funnygibby May 30, 2023

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

by Hof500 January 23, 2021

fuck box

Another term for a vagina, otherwise known as a box, hence fuck box. Should really be fuckbox.

So what did you stick in her fuckbox?

by slip March 24, 2005

Fuck Box

A complete and utter slag that you are pounding or have pounded and have no respect what so ever for.

hey eric you should see the fuck box i met last night. she was a complete slut

by Kezzy U NO November 25, 2007

Fuck Box

A dirty device created by combining a wooden box about the size of a tissue container with holes cut in it covered with rubber from old mudflaps and filled with vaseline and grape jelly. the box is then connected to an old vacuum cleaner and is used by a dirty old man who answers questions on yahoo answers all day and is to large to reach his penis to masturbate. a lot of times he will convert his sons old nerf toys into butt rockets and divorce his wife for trying to stop him. he will also neglect his house payments and the bank will repo it however he will still stay down in the basement with his dirty little fuck box.

WIFE: "goddamnit Mike what the hell is that thing"
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."

by Papa Lithgow February 17, 2011