fshart

When attempting to shart, one merely farts.

Gene: Watch this, I'll let out a huge shart!

Jim: Ah, weak dude...that was merely a fart.

Gene: Yeah man, I hate it when I fshart.

fshart by Fsharter February 20, 2009

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Fhartbach

the story of fhartbach is that in 1991 kaliningrad started an independence movement against the soviet union and russia and succeded with it.

It is ruled by a horses copse that is constantly moving in a swimming pool, there are 8 high priests watching it from each 45° angle and depending on the horses movement in said pool they determine its will.

Fhartbach's capital city is called Schizenhausen after the mental illness of Schizophrenia.

Bro1: Yo did you hear of Fhartbach?
Bro2: I hope your parents die
Bro1: *stabs him*

Fhartbach by VanGibus2 October 29, 2022