frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpet

A person to takes a bath and farts or makes a stinky under the water.Than watches the bubbles come up and eats them.

I like being a frumpet while I am in the tub.

by "Gibson" July 27, 2006

Frumpet

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.

"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."

by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013

strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005