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fruitpie 

A tasty baked good that is fabulous eating after one has smoked marijuana. Usually, a pastry filled with a goopy fruit-flavored substance and wrapped in paper to be sold in grocery stores for late-night munchies victims.
Roni: that was some good shit.
Katrina: yeah it was!
Christa: I sure am hungry though!
Jason: I have an idea! Let's hit Safeway and get some FRUITPIES!!!!
All: YEAHHHHH!
fruitpie by Roni Stet January 8, 2009
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fruit pie 

A man that's beyond flaming gay. Liberacci, Walan Smithers and that other guy from "Will & Grace."
That fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team!
fruit pie by 7 cents May 6, 2005

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

Fruit Pie The Magician 

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Fruit Pie 

When you give a girl a creampie and pop her cherry at the same time.
"Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a fruit pie last weekend!"

"Sounds like a lot of cleanup."
Fruit Pie by PTownDillz September 26, 2017

Japanese fruit pie 

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.
That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
Japanese fruit pie by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

Tootie Fruitie 

Slang term for a Prostitute, Escort or Call girl.

Also referred to as Toots.
Let's call a Tootie Fruitie to get our rocks off.