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Frisbitch 

The sport where one player must throw a frisbee 20 feet away through the opponents legs. Played with nothing but a fribee, and it's considered a great drinking game.

Rules: Frisbitch is an individual sport played one-on-one. The frisbee must be in the air when it passes in between the opponent's legs. If the player scores, the player gets one point. They are not penalized for missing. The two players take turns trying to score until someone reaches 5 points (win by 2 with redemption). The distance between the players must be a minimum of 20 feet. For girls, the distance may be shortened.

Certain Conditions: Typically by the end of the match, the players would have been hit in the shins, ankles, thighs, and private area, causing bruises and black-n-blues. Opponents do their best to stay in their "legs-spread" position without reacting to the frisbee coming towards them. Players sometimes move their body slightly when it comes toward them, trying to avoid being hit but it could affect whether the frisbee goes between the legs or not.

Fouls: If a player commits three fouls during the match, then a point is awarded to the opponent for that foul and for the fouls committed after that. Fouls could include: physical fighting, throwing wild above the waist, confronting the line judge, or blocking the frisbee.

Creation: Created by Craig Camara and Matthew Turner on September 18, 2010 at Hofstra University.
I've been waiting all week for Friday Night Frisbitch.
Frisbitch by TheAwkwardBMAC October 2, 2010
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A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
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To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fruitcatch 

Game, a contest to see who can get a proposition for gay sex first.
Hey, nice to see you here in Oahu! Let's go play some fruitcatch.
fruitcatch by mekskwpm October 5, 2008

fitbitching 

(Verb) To engage in a quarrel or dispute over exercise fitbit results.
Oh , they are fitbitching on who did more steps on their fitbits
fitbitching by The_word_smith October 7, 2015

fixitbitch 

noun:
Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.

verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.
noun:
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.

verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?
fixitbitch by yanoosh and solomon February 6, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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