A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.
Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."
by George Washingmachine October 4, 2011
A Fruit Nazi is ACTUALLY one of those people that stop and checks your car for forbidden fruit when entering the state of California.
by TawniLaLa September 21, 2022