a frozen dick in his hand 

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

a frozen dick in his hand by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

frozen butter in a sock 

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

frozen butter in a sock by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019

vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love

"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"

vapor in the frozen haystack by perockups August 15, 2009

skinny dipping in a frozen lake

Having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver.

Julian : I went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend.

Andre : You sick bastard.

skinny dipping in a frozen lake by rureadyboots December 8, 2014

stuck in a frozen meat truck 

Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.

Jeremy got stuck in a frozen meat truck last night.
Her? She's stuck in a frozen meat truck.

stuck in a frozen meat truck by Dari Ludum April 21, 2015

eskimos in a frozen tundra 

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

eskimos in a frozen tundra by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

frozen dick's chance in hell 

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

frozen dick's chance in hell by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020