Female Friend: I'm in a bad mood because I'm having an argument with Chandler.
Outside Friend: Oh, is he your boyfriend?
(Female Friend starts foaming at the mouth.)
You: No, it's just her froyther.
Female Friend: Chandler spent the night in my bed last night.
Outside Friend: Have you finally come to terms with the fact that he's your boyfriend?!
Female Friend: (turns into Hulk) HE'S JUST MY BEST FRIEND!!
You: Relax! We all know he's your froyther.