a female fop, because why the hell does the dictionary not have a word to describe women who have the characteristics of fops (which are males). Do women not have taste? Um, I think I know the answer to that one...some women, many women just don't have taste. This in no way is to be mistaken as a giant leap forward for feminists. I simply am a woman and a fop, but fops are male.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'