When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.
Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
by Taylor TESK June 9, 2011
One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.
by AJAW September 25, 2005
I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
by sanfred January 12, 2011
another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.
I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.
by mhags32 January 3, 2011
A girl with a large muffin top that wears too tight of shirts that displays her huge belly button through her shirt. AKA Front crater
by indian for pimp June 15, 2010
The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.
Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
Adjective - To be incapacitated to an extent of being more than just "buckled", usually due to intoxication from alcohol, possibly in combination with the use of mind altering drugs. Often implying a propensity to lean heavily forward when standing is attempted.
by Veggie-Cooker November 2, 2018