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fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.
If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.
fronttocks by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fronttocks

The folds of fat that an obese person gets in their lower abdomen resembling buttocks.
"Dude, check out the fronttocks on that fat guy."
fronttocks by hollismaximus January 11, 2012

frontcuck 

an undesirable person who's ugly and gets no hoes and is nasty.

this insult assumes the person watches their spouse get their throat fucked and then makes out with them in a snowball kiss after the man finishes.
Pinkman is definitely a frontcuck.
frontcuck by theknownallbeall July 26, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026