where I come from

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."

"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"

where I come from by Carl Willis September 2, 2004

Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.

Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.

Where do babies come from? by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018

where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

where do babies come from by Rissy December 29, 2005

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

where do babies come from by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

Where Do Babies Come From by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

Where do hamsters come from? 

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

Where do hamsters come from? by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

Where do cows come from mommy? 

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

Where do cows come from mommy? by Where the frogs February 24, 2017