rods from god 

rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.

"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."

rods from god by Commander Guinea August 11, 2006

gift from god

Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.

Eve was a gift from God to Adam.

gift from god by Gerhard D. May 16, 2006

rods from god 

One of the primary weapons used while orbitally bombing. Developed and used solely by HIMEOBS.

"A radar screen picked up a blip being deployed from orbital platform 23.2. Later developments confirmed that it was, in fact one of the legendary rods from god."

rods from god by Suu Kao May 8, 2007

talent on loan from God 

What Rush Limbaugh claimed to possess. Which says everything anyone will ever need, or want, to know about him.

"I have talent on loan from God."

talent on loan from God by Monkey's Dad February 17, 2021

Hand Job From God 

When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"

I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.

or

Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.

Hand Job From God by Maggot11 January 10, 2012

gift from god

hope the greatest strength and the greatest weakness of mankind.

I hope I survive.
I hope America wins the war.
the gift from god is hope.

gift from god by godzilla19892 October 8, 2008

gift from god

Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.

I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.

gift from god by Ice Burg July 10, 2006