Frito Lay

A complete cluster fuck. They also make chips and shit.

Today has been such a Frito lay! Nothing is going as planned.

by fuckedatwork August 16, 2017

Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

by Nick Petrowski August 29, 2019

Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

by Dregs McLiken May 12, 2009

Frito-Lay Effect

The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.

Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.

by Aelm43 December 27, 2010

Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay

that dumb advert that rickrolls you

Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care

by 🍠 June 11, 2021

The Scoop (Frito Lay)

The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.

that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.

by vt235 September 9, 2009