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1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'
by 5f17dd871da October 23, 2009
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Someone who will help you move.
A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).
by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009
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1) someone who is always there nevere gives up on u wont let u down and leave u when u need them most
2)someone is prolly gunna take this off but i dont care i am and i think a true friend whenmy friend was down and hurt herself i was there to stop her when her bf hurt her and slapped her around i was the one to kick his ass when noone cared about her anymore because she was a trouble maker and didnt know how to get her self outta trouble i got her out now she is trying to make herself skinny and i am here noone else its me so unless u care for someonelike that ur not a friend ur a poser
never let ur fiends down
by steph April 02, 2005
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1. Someone who you enjoy spending time with.

2. A TV show on NBC that got a little repetitive.
I'm not going to type a long story about friends and list all of mine to the public.
by hydrogen November 03, 2005
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96
code word for condom, so parents, teachers, or anybody else doesn't know what your talking about. comes from the saying "friends are like condoms, they'll be there for you when things get hard".
boy: *whisper* omg i'm so horny..
girl: you got the friend?
by KillerKitty January 17, 2008
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The germs left on a beverage after someone takes a sip - anything left on the glass or can... Can be liquid or residue.

Also 'Friends' can refer to blemishes on the skin.
Yeah, you can have a sip but when your done take your friends with you!

Damn, it looks like I am getting some new friends on my chin.
by November May 15, 2005
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A friend is an angel sent from God to help your through your many strugels in life.
They are sholders to cry on.
They stay up late to talk about what ever is on your mind.
They will hide the fone under there pillows at night just in case something bad happens and you need to talk.
They will let you borrow anything if you have a date with a really cute guy.
They will forgive and forget.
They trust you just as much as you trust them.
by Jessie Lampkin June 08, 2005
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