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person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling
"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"
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noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.
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Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money
friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...
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verb--the act of adding someone to your social networking profile.
My ex-boyfriend friended me on Facebook, can you believe it?
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1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.
1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
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Will only disappoint and let you down.
After you ask your friend for help, he makes some bs excuse not too, you shake your head, shrug your shoulders and mumble, "friends"........
by PVD1 June 26, 2006
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A Friend is someone we love because they are a friend.
The list of types of friend is as long as your arm.
Are they all the same?
Absent Friend
Best Friend
Bosom Friend
Boy Friend
Business Friend
Caring Friend
Casual Friend
Childhood Friend
Close Friend
e-mail Friend
Fairweather Friend
Faithful Friend
Family Friend
Forever Friend
Girl Friend
Good Friend
Great Friend
Honest Friend
Intimate Friend
Kind Friend
Lifelong Friend
Little Friend
Loyal Friend
Male Friend
Man's Best Friend - that is a Dog.
Nice Friend
Online Friend
Pen Friend
Personal Friend
Platonic Friend
Real Friend
School Friend
True Friend
Very Good Friend - he might be the milkman. (Thomas Fats Waller song)
Well Meaning Friend
A friend is one who stands by you in your hour of need but also shares many memorable occasions. A friend is one who asks for nothing and expects nothing in return other than friendship. A friend will accept whatever you have to give when in need and in return will give to you when you are in need. A friend is one who does not count the cost and does not expect you to count the cost be it a monetary gift or the gift of time which is one of the most precious things that can be given.
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