Where's my friends- I mean cats.
by hiimnotsupposedtousemyrealname September 14, 2011
people who are there to make you wet yourself at the strangest moments, preferably someplace awkward.
Me: *something funny*
You: *wets pants from laughing too hard*
Stranger: they must be best friends.
by yourninjamaster June 16, 2010
verb--the act of adding someone to your social networking profile.
My ex-boyfriend friended me on Facebook, can you believe it?
by chickweeds May 26, 2010
That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.
Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack
by shortkite24 March 19, 2010
a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.
Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!
by lordwortleyofwortley January 27, 2010
1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.
1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
by udaddict August 23, 2009
Someone you haven't slept with yet.
John and I were friends...until I slept with him.
by gryphic April 28, 2009

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