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Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.
Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.
Friendly Derby by Stargoat October 2, 2012
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Friendly Dinosaur 

A ridiculous and self-serving claim presented as scientific or intellectually honest fact.

The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."

Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
Friendly Dinosaur by CleffedUp December 20, 2008

Friendly Dugtrio 

When you are in the middle of drawing a penis you switch it to a friendly dugtrio due to being about to be caught
Samuels: that better not be a penis your drawing in my book
Joel: It's not, its a Friendly Dugtrio!!

friendly douchebag 

A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.
"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."

Friendly Dugtrio 

For use when you begin drawing a large penis in your friends' book, but quickly have to change it to something else when they realise what you are doing.
Samuels: FUCK - THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE A FREAKING PENIS YOU ARE DRAWING IN MY BOOK!!

Joel: uhh..It's not, its a Friendly Dugtrio!!

Friendly dick 

What a man has when he is a hoe.
Girl, you don’t want to talk to him, he’ll fuck anything. He got friendly dick.

friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
friendly doorman by jakester1234 January 1, 2011