Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser
, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.
I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja
was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...