An online or cyberspace refrigerator. A grownup's version of the refrigerator from childhood that was adorned with his or her best artwork, test scores, report cards, etc.
You should have seen the glowing e-mail I got from my boss today about my work on the merger. I was so proud I immediately forwarded it to my parents for the e-frigerator.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'