When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.
"Jaaaames?! Have you got freshly bummed eyes?"
by Destroyerofdirtboxes January 19, 2017
A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
by Paul Lzto April 16, 2008
A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.
Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?
Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.
Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.
by UCtechnique December 9, 2010
by Fuck Face October 17, 2003
by Adrian Pt February 7, 2008
In Game if someone is downed, you must pick them up as per XGN’s 2 Bylaws. An expanded version, of the 2nd Bylaw itself. It is mainly used in game. (Apex Legends Example.) If your teammate is downed you run through fire and fury to resurrect them, even if it means you die. It is just a game, usually used in Apex but can be used in other games.
by XGN Freshly July 28, 2020
See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire
hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
by Cofer March 31, 2006