a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.
by japninja August 11, 2008
Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.
by Toolazy69 June 2, 2018
The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 24, 2020
by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019
by OH1987 September 25, 2020
by scottydo May 14, 2007
This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.
by Gonzoe June 29, 2011