freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

The Freitag Trade 

Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.

I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.

The Freitag Trade by brecksubmission80 March 28, 2021

freetail therapy 

Shoplifting; stealing from a shop

"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"

freetail therapy by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

Feetagrapher 

A person who takes feet pictures only.

Hey i met a great feetagrapher the other day his name is max.

Feetagrapher by Adnan998 August 17, 2022

freetas 

The free Ritas water ice you recieve on the first day of spring.

Joe - Hey its the first day of spring. Do you know what that means?

Hollie - Duh, it's time to get our freetas!!

freetas by SuperXer0 March 3, 2009

Freeagent 

Sports/ Dating lingo. Refers to the offseason in sports in which players are looking for a team to sign their talents to a minimum/ maximum contract. Minimum contract = Short Term , Maximum contract = Long Term

The girl/guy has just gotten out of a relationship or never been in a relationship. The individual is willingly looking to be in a relationship. Currently testing "the market"

Chad: "Hey bro, do you know the status on Emily? I just saw she changed her status on FB to, 'it's complicated' "

Mike: "My dude, I don't think she updated it because she personally told me she broke up with Alex, and that she is going MIA from FB. But as of right now, I know she's a freeagent."

Freeagent by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018

Freitaggerie 

Enjoyable, and sometimes frivolous, recreational acts of the type likely to be performed on a Friday afternoon (e.g. playing pool, drinking beer, watching sports or goofing off.) Derived from the German word "Freitag" which means "Friday."

Gail, Stan and I met down at the Hog's Breath Saloon for one last round of Key West freitaggerie before heading back to the condo to pack up for the trip home.

Freitaggerie by Lazarus727 February 24, 2010