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FreeSaiyan

1) One who excels at picking up small chipmonk like girls

2) Term for someone who never sleeps, and spends all one's time drinking Booze, browsing the net and looking at underage porn.

3) Growler's Personal Plaything - usualy tied to lamp posts, glued to chairs, elecricuted, ect...

4) An insulting name given to disgruntled British College dropouts.
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Whats That!

Mother: That's a FreeSaiyan, my dear, dont look, it'll try to steal your soul or underwear, whichever it reaches first. Promise mommy that you will never ever talk to a FreeSaiyan or become one, ok?

Little Girl: ok, Im promise!

Mother: Its very important! Only shame and stale macaroni awaits you if you do!
FreeSaiyan by DNA Master April 17, 2005

freeskiing 

A relatively recent (since 1988) evolution of the sport of skiing. While traditional skiing - which is what most people think of when they hear the word "skiing" - focuses on strict disciplines like racing, freestyle moguls, etc, freeskiing allows room for creativity, personal expression, and style. The two main categories of freeskiing are big-mountain skiing and park/newschool skiing, although most freeskiers do both to some extent.
Big-mountain skiing developed from "extreme skiing" in the late '80s to early '90s. As the name implies, it involves descending large, steep mountain faces at high speeds, and it is usually done in the backcountry on ungroomed snow (often powder). Any line at all can be taken down the mountain, and skiers often air off of cliffs, windlips, spines, etc. It is not about competing or trying to race to the bottom. It's about creativity, having fun, and enjoying the snow.
Newschool skiing is done in terrain parks at ski resorts. Largely inspired by freestyle snowboarding, it involves doing tricks, hitting jumps, sliding rails, jibbing, and skiing halfpipe. It is becoming increasingly popular among youth, and many people are pushing to have halfpipe skiing included in the 2010 winter olympics, which would do a lot for legitimizing freeskiing.
Most people still think of conservative, nerdy golfers when they think of skiing, because freeskiing has not had a lot of mainstream exposure. these are the same people who still believe in the feud between skiers and snowboarders (which no longer exists), with snowboarders being the irreverent youth and skiers being the elitist pricks on sticks. This stereotype is outdated, and soon the rest of the world will catch on to that.
Snowboarder: Hey, man, what's that skier doing? he's shredding pow and doing tricks 'n shit. He's such a douchebag, pretending to be a snowboarder.
Other Snowboarder: Educate yourself, bro. He's a freeskier. That's his sport.
Snowboarder: Oh. I totally understand now. I totally respect his sport, 'n shit.
Freeskier: Cool. I respect snowboarding because it's done so much for freeskiing, 'n shit.
Other Freeskier: Let's all go ski and ride and get high 'n shit.
All: Ok.
freeskiing by chinnychinchin July 10, 2007

freeshitting 

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.
I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.
freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014

pretty freekin scary 

Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.
Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.

fleeskies 

very high grade, or potent marijuana.
damn son that shit was the fleeskies.
fleeskies by chespie12 April 4, 2009
1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"
"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"
freesia by Drefwil March 9, 2010