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Martin Freeman 

A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
Martin Freeman by brasshelix March 16, 2011

Crispin Freeman

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

Gordon Freeman 

Proof that even badasses wear glasses.
Douche: "Wearing glasses makes you a fag."

Gordon Freeman: "Say that again, and I will shove this crowbar straight up your asshole."
Gordon Freeman by Wraith431 February 25, 2013

huey freeman 

the protagonist in the boondocks. he can do karate and martial and is smart. he also has a HUGE afro.
huey freeman by afromyke December 1, 2018

Martin Freeman 

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.
"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"
Martin Freeman by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

Gordon Freeman 

I would really like to read Gordon Freeman's fake thesis entitled "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array."