free body

Physics term for all the forces applied to a given object. Merely uttering this word gives some physics teachers orgasms. Studies indicate that teachers from Canada and the northern section of the US (specifically Wisconsin) are very likely to experience this phenomenon.

Teacher: Did you make a sketch before you plug and chugged?
Student: Yeah, I drew a free body...
Teacher: Ooooh that makes me happy!

free body by surprisebsex November 10, 2009

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free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

free body by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

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Free body

A person that can be killed right there

"you a free body right now" " You a free body" "That fool a free body"

Free body by The Spaghetti Burglar September 3, 2022

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free body

If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus

they were a virgin lol, they were a free body

free body by anonymously in your mom February 12, 2022

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free body diagram

a general solution applies to all physics mechanics questions. whenever a teacher asks you everything about physics, just reply "because of the free body diagram" its indeed the correct answer to the question ;)

Q:why a drone can accelerate upward?
A:because of free body diagram!

free body diagram by sin gui December 18, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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