free wifi 

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

free wifi by K.brot March 7, 2014

get free wifi anywhere you go 

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

get free wifi anywhere you go by corosite November 18, 2020

FREE WIFI 

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!

wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

FREE WIFI by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

Free wifi 

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

Free wifi by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021

Free Public Wifi 

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

Free Public Wifi by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011

freewifim8 

An asshole who only cares about warrior cats, in face he said he wasn’t someone’s friend cuz his friend said he didn’t know what warrior cats was

If I ever see freewifim8 irl I will whack him with my super Mario bros movie poster

freewifim8 by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 5, 2023