1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.