"What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!"
WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.