frarp 

A dreadful seepage of faece gas from ones anus,a real treat for all to enjoy while jacking themselves blind like Nicaraguan crack fiends

That frarp smelt like Sydney harbour mullet dipped in dog faeces and marinated in hot vomit
A real tasty delicacy!!!!

frarp by Andrew "the captain" November 25, 2013

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

Capt. Frappalone 

The Pineapple King of the Galapagos

I ran in to Capt. Frappalone at the K-Mart

Capt. Frappalone by His first mate August 24, 2008

Peter Frampton 

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"

"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."

Peter Frampton by Stevie June 22, 2004

cuban frappe 

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

cuban frappe by str4t0s March 22, 2023