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Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

Frappucino 

A concoction of yummy deliciousness drunk primarily by the caffiene deprived.
That frappucino was flipping sweet. I'm gonna love me another one.
Frappucino by Waldo Tumma Wub September 24, 2006
Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.
Fappacino by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."

frapuccino glasses

trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.
Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?

Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
frapuccino glasses by jate December 28, 2005

Flappucino 

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.
She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.