Frankendwarf 

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.

Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

Frankendwarf by A Frankendwarf Professor April 22, 2011

Franklined 

Having Franklin the Dog's shit smeared all over your windshield.

You've just been Franklined Bitch!

Yeah we Franklined Steven the other night.

Franklined by E. Corrao June 20, 2008

frankendolling 

To take parts from other dolls (see dolling) to create one of your own. This can be by changing the colours, copying the shape of an article of clothing, etc. This is a extremely serious offense in the dolling community. The likely-hood of not being caught is zero to one. Dollers in the community are always very familiar with eachothers works.

"A person once frankendolled a doll I had done of myself. She was obvious about it too. She had simply changed the colours of the pixels. And then had the nerve to post about loving my work in my tag board!"
"Doll removed due to frankendolling."

frankendolling by Minka / Pink Duck December 23, 2005

Frankendouche 

A spineless, amalgamation of cuntwater.

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.

Frankendouche by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenese 

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.

I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

Frankenese by codebook george May 4, 2013

frankenesque 

Of or pertaining to, Victor Frankenstein's monster from the book of the same title.

The gigantic handprints on the corpse would have struck me as frankenesque, if they hadn't been on the corpse's penis.

frankenesque by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

frankendocument 

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.

Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."

frankendocument by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011