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Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
frankus is the name of my dog
frankus is my dog
frankus by franks owner December 15, 2017

frankfurger 

A hamburger or cheeseburger shaped to resemble a hotdog and served in a hotdog roll. Frequently made when you have an overabundance of hotdog rolls.
I didn't have room for dessert because I had 3 awesome frankfurgers with all the fixings.
frankfurger by battags July 18, 2009

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

Sweaty Frankfurter 

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"