Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 24, 2005

frack

the basic verb of "fracking" - a synonym for hydraulic fracturing. This is a form of natural gas extraction that consistently pollutes drinking water around drilling sites. This method was featured in the 2011 Oscar-nominated documentary "Gasland". The film follows the destructive path of fracking and the devastating health effects on local residents and damage to the environment. In one iconic image, a man is able to turn on his kitchen faucet, hold a lighter next to the running water, and the water explodes into flames.

Natural gas companies mislead the public and promote their product as "clean energy".

-Don't frack my water.

-Can you light your faucet water on fire?
-Yes.
-oooo, Then it's been fracked.

by Frack Attack May 17, 2011

fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.

"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert

by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

Frack

fuck in battlestar galactica

frack you, you mother fracking fracker

by piggyfuckyou June 14, 2007

Fracking

Inserting a penis into a butthole of someone with lots of farts inside of them. To help relieve gas.

My girlfriend is really gassy, so we’re going to do some fracking to release that ass gas.

by HamBacon December 22, 2021