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FPH
Stands for FatPeopleHate, a thriving community found under reddit's r/fatpeoplehate. The wonderful shitlords (and shitladies) who frequent this sub-reddit call it how they see it, as pro-obesity zealots strive to lower the standards of society while squandering millions of years of beneficial evolution. The demographics of FPH tend to be intelligent, rational, productive and healthy members of society who are angry at the degradation they see around them.
Angry Obeast: "Can you believe those anorexic sluts at FPH are saying that you can't be healthy and obese?? They should all go kill themselves, and I bet i'm in better shape then any of those skinny whores anyway."
by Fuckem 39 June 01, 2015
FPH
Frags per hour

Avrage of the number of kills you could do per hour in an online First Person Shooter
Oh My God! My FPH is 1302! I own!
by Andrew "FineWolf" Moore February 15, 2003
fph
This is an english abbreviation of the cantonese phrase "發脾氣" (faat pay hay). The phrase means to "lose temper" or to get extremely angry. This word is pronounced as "F P H" (i.e. individual alphabets seperately). This word is mainly used as a verb, but it can also be used as an adjective. When used as an adjective, it describes that the noun would cause one to lose temper.
1. (v) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow, I am starting to fph.
2. (adj) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow. That car is fph.
by sskchau September 06, 2006
AKA. fatty piece of ham.

A fat, annoying girl who puts out but is really gross and has a disgusting nose and you want to punch her in the mouth along with other parts.(Karli Lubin)
There was this F.P.H at a party last night and I wanted to punch her in the mouth so I wouldn't have to look at her anymore.

This F.P.H Karli Lubin tried to get with me but I ignored her all night because she was fat, annoying, ugly, and has a really weird nose.
by sex dungeon September 24, 2011
fph
This is an english abbreviation of the cantonese phrase "發脾氣". The phrase means to "lose temper" or to get extremely angry. This word is pronounced as "F P H" (i.e. individual alphabets seperately). This word is mainly used as a verb, but it can also be used as an adjective. When used as an adjective, it describes that the noun would cause one to lose temper.
1. (v) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow, I am starting to fph.
2. (adj) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow. That car is very fph.
by fph_person September 06, 2006
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