When any action, comment or situation you are involved with is taken and spun entirely out of context to enforce the personal agenda of a (usually narrow-minded, educated only enough to be dangerous) third-party who has only their own personal benefit at heart.
Mike - "Remember that douche, Bill O'Reilly, who was constantly creeping on my girl?"
James - "The one with the herp?"
Mike - "Yeah, the bastard took that picture of me kissing your mom last Christmas and convinced her that I was cheating so that she'd dump me for him. He almost FoxNewsed me, dude."
James - "What a douche. Wait...you were kissing my mom?"