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The fourloko effect 

When you drink till you drop, but you don’t drop because you’re zooted off uppers, so you just drink and drink and drink, and possibly die, and drink, and then go missing for an hour, and drink,
“If you’re planning to blow through a whole bottle of Bacardi and an 8ball, invite more than 2 people so you don’t die from the fourloko effect”
“Adderal is not a party drug. Trust me, I got alcohol poisoning from the fourloko effect.”

edward fourloko hands 

The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.
Daniel threw up for five hours after playing edward fourloko hands on his birthday.

FourLokoBall 

The act of playing any sport after consuming one or more FourLokos.
Cliff: Dude you are super sweaty, where'd you just come from?
Shayn: Epic game of FourLokoBall.
Cliff: AWESOME, how was it?
Shayn: So much fucking fun.
Cliff: Did you win?
Shayn: Haha I can't remember man.
Cliff: Well what sport did you guys actually play?
Shayn: Umm... Actually I have no idea. All I am sure of is that at one point those croquet hammer things were involved.
FourLokoBall by Flashbone November 27, 2010
When you're drunk from drinking too many four loko's
I am so foloked right now.
foloked by Nicholeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 26, 2010

Furlowed 

Drinking and doing cocaine just enough to be late for work enough times that they fire you.
Todd just couldn’t stop drinking and doing coke so he ended up getting furlowed from the store.
Furlowed by Tigerzebra October 27, 2020

fourloko friday 

when you drink fourlokos on friday
kinley and bailey told me to pull up to fourloko friday.

make sure you bring your sour green apole fourloko to fourloko friday.
fourloko friday by binley August 27, 2022