Foursies 

When two people simultaneously take a shit in the wilderness while interlocking arms directly in front of them. Since there are two shits (number two's) taking place at the same time, the sum of the shits becomes a full on Foursie (2+2=4). This task has only been accomplished by two men. No known women have attempted this feat.

The first known Foursies was done on historic ground near Bass lake in California on 7/28/12. The men entered the woods, dropped pants, squatted down, locked hands in front of them, and simultaneously evacuated their bowels. They then ran from a mountain lion that turned out to be a dog.

Foursies by damedub July 30, 2012

Fuqasses 

A 6'10" 474 pound icelandic football player with little care for human life, and who also enjoys snacking on babies.

Ivanno Fuqasses plays football and also eats kids.

Fuqasses by Ivanno Fuqasses January 26, 2007

fougasies 

Fake. Comes from slurring of the words "for" and "gaze" meaning "only for looks" and not real.

Your niggas are fougasies, my niggas authentic

fougasies by yboris October 16, 2008

fougasies 

A nigga tryna act real hard when he ain't nothin' but a bitch ass. Most likely gonna get shot up sometime real soon if he keep tryna stun on certain crews.

Shit nigga, I'ma run up on them muthafuckin' fougasies strapped wit my calico. Fuck 'em, we Bad Boy killaz!

fougasies by UKStunnaB128 May 13, 2005

Fuqasses 

Large and horrifying, yet attractive beast of a man. Of Icelandic and Fijian descent. Most know for his aggression and brief run in the MLB. He was the first player to be known to use his genitals instead of a baseball bat. A few short weeks later he was banned from the MLB after eating David Eckstein, Fuqasses claims he thought David was a baby. It was found out that after the incident, Ecksteins wife had since fallen in love with Ivanno and Fuqasses proceeded to have children with her then eat said children.
He now returned to the woods of Iceland when he eats stray babies and hits rocks with his junk to practice for the world baseball classic.

Be careful out there, or the magnificent locks of Fuqasses will eat your kids.

Fuqasses by Ivanno March 15, 2011

Foursies 

A revitalising afternoon break from work, traditionally taken at four which comprises of a coffee (or alternative beverage, including but not limited to coconut water, frappuccinos and broccoli smoothies), sweetmeats or a chocolate mint ice cream.

Democratic in nature, foursies may be called by any member of a work party and if seconded may be taken at any time after 2:30pm.

The tradition began in the high pressured offices of Horseferry Road, London, and quickly spread to the rest of the capital as a practical means of improving worker retention, satisfaction and efficiency.

Mike: What troubles you Ben? You’re looking low...
Ben: I fear I find myself caught in the dreary malaise of an afternoon lul...
Art: Mayhaps your wistful melancholy be assuaged with a brisk jaunt to yon’ caffeine peddler
Michal: Did I hear someone say foursies?

Foursies by entrodentro September 3, 2013