Home made version of Four Loco. Usually includes different types of alcohol mixed with an energy drink.
Mark: You wanna get smashed on some Home Loco tonight?
Nick: Yeah, bro, lets go!!!
2/3 cup of Four Loco and 1/3 cup of Rum. Tastes like ass mixed with rum. Thus, the butt pirate.
"Fuck, what should we call four loco mixed with rum?"
"Well four loco tastes like ass..how about butt pirate?"
A strong malt beverage with 12% alcohol content. Due to the rising numbers in illegal mexican immigrants, it makes sense that we are finally marketing malt beverages toward people of mexican or latin american decent. Extremely cheap, usually $3, so now everyone can afford to get wasted. Its closest relative would be Steel Reserve 211, Joose, or Sparks, however Four Loko is much more delicious. Four Loko can be found in a variety of different delicious flavors such as orange, fruit-punch, grape, watermelon, and blue raspberry.
Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY:
Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)
Thank you to our "South of the Border" friends for inspiring such an amazing drink.
Caution: Men should not consume more than 3 at the most. Women should not consume more than 1. Although 12% alcohol content is not extremely high, the crack that is injected inside the can after bottling is finished sends your brain into a Fiesta you are sure to never remember.
Pedro: "Yo Ese, wanna get some four loko?"
Garcia: " Ay ya ya, I don't know buddy, that shit fucked me up last time. Remember? I went home with the donkey girl"
Pedro: "Si senor. I think I am going to get some. I want to find a girl like donkey girl"
Garcia: "Ay dios mio!" (Oh My God)
the ensued drunkenness from drinking way too many Four Loco's to the point where belligerence is an utter understatement. One is thrashed beyond acknowledgement. Oh and no matter how many times you say no... its gonna happen.
Friend # 1 -"Hey man, you wanna head down to add local convenience store here and grab some Four Loco's and get Loco'ed tonight brah?!"
Friend # 2 -"Nahh dude, I dont wanna get naked."
Friend # 3 happens to be female -"Omg! I'll go with you! Here! hold my Loco. We'll be back. What kind you want??"
Friend # 2 -"You might wanna put clothes back on first sweetie."
The act of drinking a four loco while operating a motor vehicle.
Man, I was driving loco last night to fuck this swamp moose.
an alcoholic beverage; when one drinks a forty ounce malt liquor beverage enough to fill it up again, but with an energy/ alcoholic beverage, e.i. a four loco, and then continuing the consumption of said beverage.
King Cobra + Tilt= drunkedness
I got day blasted off that trash monkey.
Black out in a can.
Joe: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.