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fountain of youth.... when a cougar (older woman thats down to fuck) sucks the juicy delights out of the male sexual stem of a younger male after sex.
hey look chaz and plummer are "fountain of youth" brothers.
by god's avatar August 30, 2011
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Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
by 69eater July 24, 2009
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Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?
by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010
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Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.
old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby
by taz May 04, 2004
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A pedophile's meat.
Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."
by John, A Goat from Space November 04, 2011
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in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.
Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.
by bread&butter August 19, 2011
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A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.
(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."
by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009
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euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth
by Algernon June 04, 2007
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