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What the world thinks is Australian for beer. Nobody in Oz actually drinks the stuff..
fosters by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Fosters felch 

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!
Fosters felch by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.
"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_
Fosters by Anonymous September 27, 2003

fosters flop 

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.
"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

fosters home for imaginary friends 

The best show in the world! its like a kids home but for imaginary friends whos children have got too old or arent needed anymore
did you watch fosters last night?
yer ed was sooo kewl
An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.
We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*
Fosters by Woohzal March 11, 2008