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onyx the fortuitous 

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

fortuitous 

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

fruitious 

DAMN!!! This Shit Is Fruitious!!!!
fruitious by yolocat69 May 18, 2022

Fortitrous 

The emotion you feel when you answer the phone and no-one says anything and/or the anger you feel when you call someone and they don't answer.
"UGH! When Jordan doesn't answer, I feel so fortitrious."

"Stop calling and not saying anything! It makes me fortitrous!"
Fortitrous by trailbreaker May 2, 2010

Fortuitous 

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.
It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.
Fortuitous by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022

fortuitous bust

When your NFL team loses a playoff game to its most annoying division rival, because of one brilliant defensive play which stumped your incredible offense.
It was a fortuitous bust that the Seahawks stopped the Rams at the goal line in the 2025 NFC Championship Game.