fartuitous
Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.
fartuitous by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009
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onyx the fortuitous
Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.
Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018
fortuitous
She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005
Poop Fartious
An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Poop Fartious by Known Blanket March 20, 2023
Fratuitous
Fratuitous (to be fratuitous): this is the right bestowed amongst all fratstars to express their feelings of superiority (towards those who would remain independent) without apparent reason, cause, or justification.
Fletch: "Get out of my way you GDI!"
Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."
Fletch: "Thanks bro!"
Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."
Fletch: "Thanks bro!"
Fratuitous by blackout[fratstar] October 28, 2010
Fartatious
The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
Fartatious by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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