4 definitions by scrapiron777

fartuitous

A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.

Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

ninjah

A music fan with taste that ranges from industrial rock to reggae.

Bob remarked that he was not so much a metal head, but rather, a ninjah.

by scrapiron777 May 14, 2009

crackly

Remarkably good, cool, dope, bitchin'.

Bob strolled in to the party and overheard someone say how crackly the rims looked on his car.

crackly: The sound that ice cubes make when a beverage is poured over them. The sound multiple firecrackers make once ignited. The sound a baseball and bat makes when a baseball is well hit by the bat. The sound of a fierce slapshot in a hockey game. The sound a top fuel dragster engine makes when idling, et al.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

stragedy

Designed or trained to strike an opportune target creating a disastrous event facilitating a desired outcome.

Bob knew that picking his girlfriend's uncle's nose while he lay in the casket was the ultimate stragedy that would result in him being on time for the ball game.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009