used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affection of others... when they are in a partnership with other.
he is a former love pirate because he has a girlfriend now.
by theperry May 5, 2008
A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.
Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."
Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
by Murray Rothbard April 6, 2008
When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.
Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.
If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.
If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.
The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.
The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.
If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.
If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.
The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.
The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"
Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
by WhoRya? February 19, 2009
Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller August 13, 2005
by SealSealer June 19, 2009
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.
This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)
by BDHN January 26, 2021