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1.
sometimes, but not often, results in massive amounts of santorum.
That forkjob left a mess all over the walls
by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005
 
2.
Most people will never experience a true forkjob, especially the elusive nine-pronged variety. This is very popular with the over 80 set.
James barely stayed conscious Jeff's vicious forkjob technique. He had his regrets, but he also eagerly awaited the next encounter.
by Derpa Derpa February 21, 2005